Nothing

My husband does not like mineral water. He always complains about the mineral flavors and believed, until now, that he preferred as pure and clean water as possible. Come Acqua Panna.
Acqua Panna is mineral water. It comes all the way from springs in Tuscany. But I read that it was as pure and neutral tasting as water can possibly be. After buying a bottle on sale for $3(!) we can say they are right. This water somehow manages to taste like absolutely nothing.
It’s quite disconcerting, really, how water can be so completely insipid. And insipid is exactly what I meant. Tasting it, I was brought back to 3rd grade, when we studied the properties of water: colorless, insipid and odorless (it sounds better in Spanish, inodora, incolora e insípida).
I really don’t think I’ve ever truly knew what insipid meant until I drank this water, however. Not a trace of a single mineral, a single sort, a single chemical. Not a trace of anything. It’s actually quite remarkable. And quite unsatisfactory. No one in the family liked the water, even my husband had to admit that he likes flavor in his water after all. Indeed, what he likes is tap water – our tap water – which might have hints of chlorine and fluorine, if nothing else.










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